Enjoyingoldgames: Banned because I am getting older and I noticed ear hairs. WTF.
Banned for not having/noticed ear hairs earlier - welcome to the club. Btw, that how one prove is of age online and IRL, you shall be receiving via post a "ear hair reader" so you can now access a secret part of the web!
HeresMyAccount: Banned because everyone is always getting older, because that's how time works, and banned for not noticing them before, because they were always there.
banend for posting a nanosecond before me!!!! aaaaargh